My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off.

-My 92 year old grandma. (via lipstickbabe)

(Source: lule-bell, via seanp0donnell)

these-times-shall-pass:
“more relatable posts here
”

jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

(via trust)

  • in my head: constructs witty and insightful answers to interview questions for when I'm famous
  • ordering at a restaurant: please I the soup want

chepibola:

when my mum scolds me

image

(Source: talkingllama, via trust)

jessicaannjames:

what doesn’t kill you leaves you lying awake at 2am wishing it had

(via dink-182)

transparent-flowers:
“ Hybrid Rose. “Peace.” ”

thegirl-inred:

toned-tanned-fit-andready:

v0nlaust:

caliiforniadreaming-xo:

gothicstan:

localised:

do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts

yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me

i feel you 

we all feel you 

why are so many people touching me

This is why you don’t walk around in the middle of the night

(Source: seventeen-avenue, via orgasm)

buttpoems:
“ A drawing about how to be the best you you can be
”

guy:

being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body

(Source: guy, via orgasm)

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